You can't sing; you can't dance; so what do you want me to say?
you sung like you were on a dentists' chair
I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if
that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I
absolutely loathe it."
"We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It
makes you much more likable."
"I find Paula patronizing. It's as simple as that. Paula is more damaging
than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn't be
singing for a living."
"The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to
find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated."
"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well
done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite
obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless."
"The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to
death pop star wannabes."
"If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get
"If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people
would be drowning."
"I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a
day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever
realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap."
"My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face."